Friday, February 20, 2009

Belated VD Thoughts

Is it possible that "cooties" was the result of an adult attempting to explain the effects of veneral disease to children?

Bobby: Daddy, why is uncle Billy jumping around and grabbing his privates?
Daddy: Uh, uncle Billy has, uh..."cooties".
Bobby: What's cooties?
Daddy: Um, it's something you catch from girls.
Bobby: Oh, shit.

Bobby runs down the street to his friend Jimmy's house.

Bobby: Jimmy! Jimmy! Guess what!

New List: Parcels

Things I'd Like to See Inside Other Things:

1. Quartz inside a wad of chewed up chewing gum
2. A canary inside a postal tube (openended)
3. Bread dough inside an asphalt box
4. Marbles inside an automobile tire
5. Rain inside a bee's eye
6. A bullet inside an epoxy egg
7. Confetti inside a miniature pressure cooker
8. A rabbit's foot keychain inside an empty wading pool
9. A shark's tooth inside a translucent marshmallow
10. Gravel inside a coca cola can