Is it possible that "cooties" was the result of an adult attempting to explain the effects of veneral disease to children?
Bobby: Daddy, why is uncle Billy jumping around and grabbing his privates?
Daddy: Uh, uncle Billy has, uh..."cooties".
Bobby: What's cooties?
Daddy: Um, it's something you catch from girls.
Bobby: Oh, shit.
Bobby runs down the street to his friend Jimmy's house.
Bobby: Jimmy! Jimmy! Guess what!
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