1 box of lemonade-coated sour cherry nerds - already gone.
2 twizzlers - attrition rate: 50%
2 rolls of sweettarts. in smarties form. who do they think they're foolin? i'll eat them in traditional smarties fashion, biting off the rims first in my mouth. did they really want that?
5 tootsie rolls. chocolate taffy mongrels. typically smart mutts
1 box of apple-coated watermelon nerds. no word on whether the apple is sour or not, but i'm having taste-bud spasms just imagining the combination.
2 banana laffy taffys. TWO! truly blessed.
3 other laffy taffys of dramatically less important flavors. grape is a sleeper, though.
4 dubble bubbles that will get crammed in my mouth in rapid succession
1 solitary apple jolly rancher. why? why?
1 tootsie pop. orange. not the most exciting flavor, but classic. oh, we don't know yet? let's ask this owl. hey owl, you graduated, we get that. why do you still gotta wear the mortar board? is that all you're gonna do in life?
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